Monday, June 22, 2009

So punny...

This post has nothing to do with anything... except that Mr. P sent me an email this morning with the following. I just love a good pun, and so does Pat from A Little of This and a Little of Pat. I'm dedicating this post to her.

CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Have a great day. I'll be back later with a Loser Monday update.

8 comments:

Pat said...

Oh, my GOODNESS...those are TERRIFIC!!! Thanks for sharing them (and thanks for dedicating this post to me...it came at a time I needed a lift).

Sara said...

Those are cool!!!! I really enjoyed reading them...

Kaye said...

I had a good time reading them, they are so clever

LillySue said...

Heehee~ We love this kind of humor, Thanks!!
Blessings~LillySue

pattyruth14 said...

Love love love the puns.

Sheila said...

What a great laugh!

goldenbird said...

Thanks, that made me laugh out loud!

Vesuviusmama said...

Those are fantastic! I laughed out loud - and I don't do that very often at work, unfortunately...